Eminem’s “Campaign Speech,” much like his last freestyle leading up to an album, is a verbal onslaught with dense wordplay and rhyme schemes devoid of reverence for anyone famous or infamous. From Dylann Roof to Trayvon Martin, Donald Trump to Edward Norton, Eminem leaves no one out.
A campaign speech is meant to express what you stand for and believe in when running for a position of power. The song fittingly dropped the day of the third presidential debate, 19 days before the 2016 election. The seven and just over half minute freestyle was released on October 19, 2016 on Shade45’s Sway in The Morning.
Campaign Speech - Eminem
Produced by Eminem
Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store
With a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette recorder
In Ecuador with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis
Of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman
From the Hessian war and
Hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
Endless source and reservoir
Of extension cords in dresser drawers
And deadbolts on the bedroom doors
And sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
Excellent boyfriend
Use intercourse to settle scores
With women who have vendettas towards men
Dickhead is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin
Reddish torn and they're only bein' fed a portion
Bed sores and sore shins
Pregnant whores can get abortions
Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption
Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a floor
A predator, I'm headed for competitors
Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals
I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a thesaurus
Yes, of course, a mess of warrants
You want some? Come and get some, boys!
I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course
On excessive force and pressure points
And dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
Dress and four inch heels to address the court
With a bullseye on his back, his whole chest and torso
Are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him
In my present form I'm Desert Storm
Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for
Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every morsel
Unpleasant, horrible; hello, gorgeous!
The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist, said, "When you wanna get sexual?"
She said, "However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired tags on the Saturn, got Catherine Bach
In the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on
At a traffic stop gettin' harassed, sign an autograph
For this asshole cop's daughter
Laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it
He spat on it and brought it back lookin' half in shock
Had a heart attack and dropped dead
Started fallin' back with it
And got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick, Apple Watch
Crack front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff, pulled Tabasco sauce out of my satchel
Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and *crash sound*
Asked if they had a laugh in stock
That was fuckin' stupid…
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch
A doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic
Bitch, get to massagin' this dick!
Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick
Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends with
It's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with
She's non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit
But I shout derogatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launches
Misfit, blond and nitwit
Like I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit
Screamed, "I hate blondes," and became one, I'm optimistic
Love to start shit
Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment
Of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx
I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser
Shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come across
Olympic gymnast, been known for some assaults
A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer
Same damn brain scan results as Rainman's is
Something's off, but when Dustin Hoffman's
Dressin' up in your mummy costume
On stage dancin' to "Brain Damage," what's the problem?
Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk
A bunch of Trump supporters underwater
Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan
It's a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA strand
E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the stagehand
She wants kielbasa, pre-arrange an escape plan
Three-inch blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man
But you should be afraid of this dang candidate
You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet
'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'
And that's what you wanted
A fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button
Who doesn't have to answer to no one—great idea!
If I was president, gettin' off is
The first order of business, once I get in office
Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam
Naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand
Screamin', "Fuck safe sex!"
Throw a latex and an AIDS test at him
Tell Congress I run this land
And I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and static
Addict who can't escape the habit
Continue to chase the dragon
But as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics
Dressed as the maintenance man
In a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket
With a gauge to blast it
And sped away in the station wagon
Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's
Crazy asses in the backseat
Throwin' Stayfree pads at me
Dead passenger in the passenger seat
Unfasten the safety latches
And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard
I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires
'Finna get a murder case and catch it
Like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the Benz
Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin'...
Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin'
And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar
Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder
Knock it into the upper peninsula
You wanna go against 'zilla? The Rap God
When will I quit? Never been realer
The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt
Whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla
Or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller
Revenge killer, avenge syllable binge
Fill a syringe, 'til I
Draw first blood
Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular
Couldn't be more awkwarder
Cause you're innocence I robbed you of
It's my fingers that got stuck up
Taught ya ta, not give a
Slapstick, hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off
Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya
But I'm not gonna, get the shotgun
Or the Glock, I'm gonna opt for the ox
Cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop
And it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker
The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought
This much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter
That was for 50, little slap on the wrist be warned
I'm unravelin' quickly
My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling with me
Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the whiskey
Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles
Like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column
That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems
Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em
But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is
More of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel
But my patience is wearing thin
Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in
Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen
And never appear again
If you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them
Molly, I'm gone off you
Man, light some kush
You're my first take, I'll nail you
Can't lie, I gush
If I won you over, you would be the grand prize
I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push
You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Busch
Jeans too small, least three pant sizes tush
Mushed against your damn side, your puss
And thighs are squished
What kind of attire's that?
I'm ready to be rode
Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to ignite the wrath
Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half
Piper Chapmans might just have to picket me
Like a scab
Hard to describe in fact
Startling violent perhaps
Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that
And you aren't really surprised at that
But as far as these lines I rap
And these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69ed the track
Why am I such a dick?
Terjemahan Campaign Speech kedalam arti bahasa indonesia
Melompat keluar dari lantai 2 sebuah toko kaset
Dengan kaset Treacherous Four dan perekam kaset
Di Ekuador dengan Edward Norton
Saksikan metamorfosis itu
Dari legenda tumbuh seperti ahli pedang ahli
Dari perang Hessian dan
Makanya asal penunggang kuda tanpa kepala
Terlahir dengan endorfin anak yatim piatu yang menyedihkan
Sumber dan waduk tak berujung
Kabel perpanjangan di laci meja rias
Dan baut di pintu kamar tidur
Dan alat penyiksaan seksual disimpan di tempat penyimpanan terpisah
Pacar yang baik
Gunakan hubungan seksual untuk menyelesaikan skor
Dengan wanita yang memiliki dendam terhadap pria
Dickhead dipaksa masuk karena kulup parut
Orang-orang yang robek robek dan mereka hanya diberi sedikit porsi
Bekas luka dan sakit tulang kering
Pelacur hamil bisa melakukan aborsi
Fetish untuk garpu logam stickin 'dalam, penyerapan diri
Skeletor, saya pergi ke neraka dan jatuh di lantai
Pemangsa, saya menuju pesaing
Lebih baik memperingatkan mereka, apa yang saya kurang bijaksana dan satu set moral
Saya menebus metafora seperti toko kosmetik
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris dengan thesaurus
Ya, tentu saja, berantakan waran
Kamu mau? Ayo dan ambil beberapa, anak laki-laki!
Saya merekomendasikan kursus perpisahan Daniel Pantaleo
Pada tekanan dan tekanan yang berlebihan
Dan berpakaian George Zimmerman dengan warna oranye neon
Gaun dan tumit empat inci ke alamat pengadilan
Dengan bullseye di punggungnya, seluruh dadanya dan badannya
Tersisa di ambang pintu ayah Trayvon sebagai hadiah untuknya
Dalam bentuk saya sekarang saya Desert Storm
Appetite untuk penghancuran tidak ada penekan untuk
Agresif, kuat, dan kurang menyesal dalam setiap potongan
Tidak menyenangkan, mengerikan; Halo cantik!
Pemberontak dengan tanduk setan terjatuh dari bus pendek berwarna kuning
Bertemu dengan seorang penyerang, berkata, "Kapan Anda ingin melakukan hubungan seksual?"
Dia berkata, "Namun saya sesuai dengan jadwal Anda. Saya fleksibel."
Tag kadaluarsa di Saturnus, mendapat Catherine Bach
Di belakang di Daisy Dukes dengan bahaya di
Pada saat lalu lintas berhenti dilecehkan, tanda tangani tanda tangan
Untuk putri polisi brengsek ini
Tertawa aku memanggilnya anak nakal di atasnya
Dia meludahinya dan mengembalikannya sedikit shock
Apakah ada serangan jantung dan mati?
Mulai jatuh kembali dengan itu
Dan ditampar dengan kaus kaki Colin Kaepernick
Satu bola dan setengah kontol, Apple Watch
As roda depan retak, berjalan di Bass Pro Shop bersama David Hasselhoff, menarik saus Tabasco dari tasku
Knocked over the fisherman's tackle box dan * crash sound *
Ditanya apakah mereka sempat tertawa terbahak-bahak
Itu sialan 'bodoh ...
Anda memilikinya dipelintir, semua karena saya menawarkan pelacur ini
Biskuit doggie, Anda memanggil saya misoginis
Bitch, bisa memberkati 'kontol ini!
Seperti spa di pelacur ini, slob di atasnya dengan sekantong lipstik
Punya daftar shoppin 'bagi Anda untuk menjalankan beberapa rintangan dan berakhir dengan
Ini bukan jalang di bumi ini yang bisa saya monogami
Dia tidak ada
Robin Thicke dengan kontol throbbin 'pada beberapa omong kosong dan licin
Tapi aku meneriakkan derogatif pada pelacur seperti peluncuran rudal sialan
Misfit, pirang dan nitwit
Seperti saya sudah balistik, dengan kit tip dingin
Screamed, "Aku benci pirang," dan menjadi satu, aku optimis
Cinta untuk mulai sial
Pakaian Shovin Clark Kent di kompartemen sarung tangan
Dari ember itu, bungkin Bubba Sparxxx
Saya double parkin 'di Target, masalah causer, double crosser
Ngengat Shadiest yang pernah Anda temui
Pesenam olimpiade, telah dikenal karena beberapa serangan
Beberapa tuntutan hukum, cukup menimbulkan sakit maag
Hasil pemindaian otak yang sama sialnya seperti Rainman
Ada yang tidak beres, tapi saat Dustin Hoffman
Baju dalam kostum mumi Anda
Di atas panggung dancin 'menjadi "Brain Damage," apa masalahnya?
Tidak ada salahnya, nama merek kembali merebut kembali status
Jalankan keran, aku sedang dunk
Sekelompok pendukung Trump di bawah air
Snuck up di mereka di Ray-Bans di van abu-abu dengan tan spray
Ini bungkusnya, seperti balutan ACE
Jangan-beri-a-fuck persona, untai DNA terakhir saya
E & J di ikat pinggang, di VMAs dengan stagehand
Dia ingin kielbasa, menyusun rencana pelarian
Pisau tiga inci pada titik, seperti See-and-Say
Anggap aku orang yang berbahaya
Tapi kamu harus takut dengan calon dang ini
Anda bilang Trump tidak mencium pantat seperti boneka
Karena dia menjalankan kampanyenya dengan uangnya sendiri untuk mendapatkan dana '
Dan itulah yang Anda inginkan
Sebuah meriam longgar yang tumpul dengan tangannya di tombol
Siapa yang tidak harus menjawab tidak ada ide bagus!
Jika saya presiden, ayo pergi
Urutan pertama bisnis, begitu saya masuk kantor
Hal kedua yang akan membuat saya senang berjalan kaki ke Paman Sam
Naked, laughin ', kontol ditangkupkan di tangan
Screamin ', "Fuck safe sex!"
Lempar lateks dan tes AIDS padanya
Katakan pada Kongres bahwa saya menjalankan tanah ini
Dan saya ingin karetnya dilarang, dan membuatnya tajam
Ketergantungan gesekan dan statis
Pecandu yang tak bisa lepas dari kebiasaan itu
Terus mengejar naga
Tapi seperti takdir lainnya, saya berjalan di Major Magics
Berpakaian seperti pria pemeliharaan
Dalam rompi tag laser dan jaket racin '
Dengan alat ukur untuk meledakkannya
Dan melesat pergi di station wagon
Stacey Dash dan Casey Anthony's
Keledai gila di jok belakang
Throwin 'Stayfree pads pada saya
Penumpang mati di kursi penumpang
Lepaskan kait pengaman
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